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When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express." 12. " The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you? A woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York" The agent was at a loss for words. After some searching, the agent came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Hippopotamus anywhere." The customer retorted, "Oh don't be silly. The president then asked her how she came into such a large sum of cash. The following are actual stories provided by travel agents: 1.I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii.After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii? I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown.I got a call from a man who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?" I said, "No." He said "But they look so close on the map." 6.

"Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. Anak: Inay, hindi ba mas nakakahiya kung ako nglilinis diyan tapos ikaw nglalaro dito?! " I asked him what exactly he meant, which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these darn planes have numbers on them." 10.A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. A businessman called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China.So the doctor puts some honey on the tip of his penis and starts to gently push it in and out of the vagina.He started pushing harder and harder up until he started ramming his penis up her vagina.

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